on the street with reverend fee - part 2

If you cannot locate a trash can immediately, please hold onto the food wrapper until a trash can appears on the next corner. Please accept the piece of trash when I hand it back to you.

Please do not blow your cigarette smoke in my face when you know full well that I quit smoking over a year ago and the wind is blowing.

Please do not stare at me when I am eating ice cream.

Please do not give my friend a dirty look when you run over her ankle with your suitcase.

Please do not hock your lugie in my path. Please wait until I pass, then you may hock the lugie anywhere you would like.

Please do not tip over that stack of boxes with breakable things of liquid just as we are walking by.

For Cars: You may have forgotten the driver's education instructions part about pedestrians (people who are walking) having the right of way. This phrase means that you must wait for walking people to cross before you turn onto 8th Avenue from the second lane that you have just created. (Special note: the cup of coffee that you see in my hand has a special attraction to windshields). Also note cars: you cannot honk your horn at other cars who are waiting for pedestrians to cross 8th Avenue.

For those psychics sitting in the chairs on the 8th Avenue sidewalk: you should know by now that Mad Ann Flint doesn't want to come in and have a reading. (from Mad Ann Flint) http://madannflint.blogspot.com

No, I don't want to buy the Newports for $5 but I do wonder how you can sell them so cheaply!

I know you have nice bags, nice bags for $10 but when I am ready to purchase nice bags, I will enter your store. It is not polite to sell on the street when you have a nice store from which to sell.