on the street with reverend fee
on the street with reverend fee
1. Please walk in a single file line and do not double up on the sidewalk. I will not stop to let you and your 6-friends-wide posse pass when I am in a hurry to get to my job. I have a job and must go to work by a certain time. Please take this into consideration.
2. If I don't take the flyer from you as I begin passing, I will not take it after I have passed you or anytime while I am passing you. I see you and I do not want the flyer. Next time, I will give you specific instructions in writing. Also, if you see me carrying things in both of my hands you are going to have to put the flyer right in my pocket.
3. If you see me carrying an extra large package with both hands, (heavy!) or maybe trailing an extra large rolling cart of supplies behind me, please move over to make room for me on the sidewalk. I know you see me!
4. If you see me walking on the sidewalk in a quick-like motion, in one straight path, in a steady stride, please do not come at me from an angle and cross in front of me at the last moment. Please wait for me to pass, or please alter your angle so that our paths do not cross so closely. Feel free to cross in front of me if you are between 5 and 10 feet away from me.
5. Please try to maintain a right-side-of-the-sidewalk walking practice.
6. Commuters: If you are walking down 7th Avenue towards Penn Station between the hours of 4:00-7:00 PM, please leave a single lane for me on the right side of the sidewalk so that I may walk uptown.
7. If you are walking down the sidewalk doing some window shopping or strolling, please stay on the right side of the street (windows should be on your right).
8. If you are walking down the sidewalk going to a certain place, with me walking behind you, but then you happen to see something in a window that you'd like to look at more closely, please move into the next lane. But before this: Turn your head slightly back and into the lane you will enter, (corner glance) check to see if anyone is back there, and then cross over to the window. More to follow!
1. Please walk in a single file line and do not double up on the sidewalk. I will not stop to let you and your 6-friends-wide posse pass when I am in a hurry to get to my job. I have a job and must go to work by a certain time. Please take this into consideration.
2. If I don't take the flyer from you as I begin passing, I will not take it after I have passed you or anytime while I am passing you. I see you and I do not want the flyer. Next time, I will give you specific instructions in writing. Also, if you see me carrying things in both of my hands you are going to have to put the flyer right in my pocket.
3. If you see me carrying an extra large package with both hands, (heavy!) or maybe trailing an extra large rolling cart of supplies behind me, please move over to make room for me on the sidewalk. I know you see me!
4. If you see me walking on the sidewalk in a quick-like motion, in one straight path, in a steady stride, please do not come at me from an angle and cross in front of me at the last moment. Please wait for me to pass, or please alter your angle so that our paths do not cross so closely. Feel free to cross in front of me if you are between 5 and 10 feet away from me.
5. Please try to maintain a right-side-of-the-sidewalk walking practice.
6. Commuters: If you are walking down 7th Avenue towards Penn Station between the hours of 4:00-7:00 PM, please leave a single lane for me on the right side of the sidewalk so that I may walk uptown.
7. If you are walking down the sidewalk doing some window shopping or strolling, please stay on the right side of the street (windows should be on your right).
8. If you are walking down the sidewalk going to a certain place, with me walking behind you, but then you happen to see something in a window that you'd like to look at more closely, please move into the next lane. But before this: Turn your head slightly back and into the lane you will enter, (corner glance) check to see if anyone is back there, and then cross over to the window. More to follow!
posted by amyfee at 5:23 PM
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a-freaken-men.
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